Blaine:
I'm a little confused as to what we're doing here.
Emma:
Well, um, Kurt said that you two might need a little couple's counselling?
Blaine:
Are you… qualified for that?
Emma:
Not really. Or at all. But, Sam and Mercedes came to talk to me. And, you know, I think they found it pretty helpful.
Blaine:
Yeah, I'm I'm pretty sure they broke up.
Emma:
Gosh, they seemed like such a good fit too, right?
Kurt:
Blaine, I sang you a song to express my regrets.
Emma:
*puts Say Sorry With A Song phamplet away*
Blaine:
Okay, if we're here to be brutally honest there are a few things that I'd like to change.
Kurt:
I am actively listening. *wink*
Blaine:
Well for starters, Kurt has a tendency to snap his fingers at waitstaff. The cheesecake's on its way Kurt, you don't have to snap your fingers, it's not going to make it come any faster.
Kurt:
Okay, I hear you and that's something I'm willing to work on.
Blaine:
Oh, and also please stop slipping bronzer into my moisturizer.
Kurt:
You look good with a little colour.
Blaine:
I-you only use lotion on my hands. It looks weird if a person just has tanned hands.
Emma:
Okay Kurt, wouldn't you love Blaine just as much if he didn't have tanned hands?
