Brittany:
Kiki, why is everybody in the Glee club staring at me?
Kiki:
Because those fools are jealous.
Tina:
Who's Kiki?
Brittany:
Kiki is Siri's super smart older cousin who's really jealous of how famous Siri's gotten. She lives inside this super cheap phone I found at the laundromat.
Sam:
What size coffee is that?
Brittany:
Kiki, what size coffee am I drinking?
Kiki:
You're drinking a settanta: 70 ounces of espresso.
Brittany:
Thank you, Kiki. You're the only one I can trust now that Santana's too busy for me.
