• Brittany: Kiki, why is everybody in the Glee club staring at me?
  • Kiki: Because those fools are jealous.
  • Tina: Who's Kiki?
  • Brittany: Kiki is Siri's super smart older cousin who's really jealous of how famous Siri's gotten. She lives inside this super cheap phone I found at the laundromat.
  • Sam: What size coffee is that?
  • Brittany: Kiki, what size coffee am I drinking?
  • Kiki: You're drinking a settanta: 70 ounces of espresso.
  • Brittany: Thank you, Kiki. You're the only one I can trust now that Santana's too busy for me.
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