I know what’ll cheer you up. Let’s go to the bridal registry and...– Jo, State of Georgia
Sometimes the very measures we put into place to safeguard our liberty become...– Eagle Eye
Chelsea: Wait, here's the story Heather told this morning… when she drives to work she listens to hip hop and in half the songs there are sirens, so she's pulled over before.
And we've all heard those songs and you've thought about it and then you're like that might be the song.
Heather's pulling herself over and then just waiting.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.– Confucius (504 B.C.)
But I’m going to write this story with or without your input. Feel free to...– Mason Treadwell, Revenge
Jeffrey: Lester, something really weird is up.
Lester: Yeah. Last thing I remember is that there's something going on underneath the Buy More.
Jeffrey: Yeah that's right with Bartowski, and Grimes, and Casey, and that whorey blonde.
Morgan: Plus, wouldn't it be lovely not to get shot at?
Chuck: Exactly, aren't you sick of being shot at?
Sarah: Or getting shot. I mean you get shot a lot.
There’s wine in your emergency kit?” “Your problem being?– Winners and Losers
Is it of a severity necessary to cancel my candlelight supper?– Hyacinth Bucket, Keeping Up Appearances
It’s so thoughtless to look as poor as they do.– Hyacinth Bucket, Keeping Up Appearances
My primary concerns are threats from the powerful. I’m not worried about...– Bruce Schneier (via azspot)
532. Never turn down a breath mint.