January 2012
The Daily Show
Samantha Bee: What will the body be like in the future?
Ray Kurzweil: Well the holy grail is nanobots. Blood cell sized devices that can enhance our health from the inside.
Samantha: So we'll have miniature robots in our bodies
Ray: That's exactly right.
Samantha: We're gonna become perfect.
Ray: Well how would you define perfection?
Samantha: The ability to blow shit up with your eyes.
Siri, where do you come from?
Ira Glass: Siri, where do you come from?
Siri: I, Siri, was designed by Apple in California.
Ira: Where were you manufactured?
Siri: I'm not allowed to say.
Ira: Why?
Siri: Good question. Anything else I can do for you?
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