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Lol of the Day
Today at work...
Me (over the microphone): Kim to the registers when available thank you, Kim
*customer walks up to me*
Customer: Can I help you?
Me: (confused) Excuse me?
Customer: You called Kim to the registers?... I'm Kim?...
Me: Oh! Haha, sorry, I meant the worker Kim...
Customer: OMG I'm so embarrassed ahh sorry *walks away in a hurry*
Later she comes up and gets served by me, and becomes even more confused/embarrassed/flustered when she realises my name is Kim ALSO. Hahahah!
Wow! People like that actually exist? I am happy and sad at the same time.