April 2010
My father got sick when I was 22… and I was poor. And my father had an ulcer,...
– CHRIS ROCK, responding to host Bill Maher asking if he ever went to the emergency room as his primary healthcare provider, on Real Time [via inothernews] (via mohamednoordeen) (via cuntymint) (via tblant) (via kathleenjoy) (via monnie)
Crack Shack or Mansion? →
Let’s play a game (via averyweisel)
No noooo nooo the dancing must continue!!!
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Internet Party by Those Aren’t Muskets.
Lol of the Day
Today at work...
Me (over the microphone): Kim to the registers when available thank you, Kim
*customer walks up to me*
Customer: Can I help you?
Me: (confused) Excuse me?
Customer: You called Kim to the registers?... I'm Kim?...
Me: Oh! Haha, sorry, I meant the worker Kim...
Customer: OMG I'm so embarrassed ahh sorry *walks away in a hurry*
Later she comes up and gets served by me, and becomes even more confused/embarrassed/flustered when she realises my name is Kim ALSO. Hahahah!
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Wow! People like that actually exist? I am happy and sad at the same time.