February 2010
“When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles...”
– via
“Please fire me. My 50-year-old office manager says “OMG” instead of “Oh my God.”...”
– (via pleasefireme) (via monnie)
“I hope your heart breaks many times, because it means you will have loved many...”
– Russian mobsters say the coolest shit. (via jakec)
“I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem, or use my arrogance as a...”
– Kanye West (via jakec)
